I didn't even get sick from that mayonnaise. I did, however, have the craziest dream in the history of time and Karen suggested the rancid mayonnaise caused it. That sounds like as good of an explanation as any because I dreamed I went duck hunting after a funeral with 3 of my uncles, my older brother, and my fake kids and then got chased by a moose who was in love with me.
Is there anything worse than reading about someone's dream? Then skip this entire post.
We had just come back from a family funeral and I was in a weird humongous cabin with about 50 other family members and the cabin had secret staircases and entrances. My uncles decided to go duck hunting and the cabin was kind of creeping me out so I tagged along even though I didn't want to hunt. I just wanted to watch. On the way to go duck hunting, we came upon a flooded intersection. My fake kids saw some animal struggling in the flooded intersection (and I can't remember what it was but it was something like a zebra or elephant and not a normal dog or cat) and they jumped out of our vehicle, ran into the flood and wanted to save the animal. Then the water started receding but they wouldn't get out of the intersection and so the police started coming after them because they were backing up traffic. All of this was happening in the middle of L.A., by the way.
We finally got to a lake in the middle of L.A. and my fake daughter accidentally shot her gun and it shot something that wasn't a duck, it scared my uncle when her gun went off because she shot it towards downtown where people were, and my uncle fired off his gun and killed a duck. He didn't mean to kill the duck even though he was duck hunting and he got distraught. (I don't understand my uncle either.) The police started chasing my fake daughter again. That was right when a couple of moose came up out of the lake and approached me. One of them decided it loved me and wanted to lick me to death so I ran and the moose was chasing me through downtown L.A. Thankfully, that is when my alarm went off and I was saved from drowning in moose saliva.
I don't sleep a lot, but when I do I have a history of incredibly weird dreams and animals are a huge part of my dreams. Usually it's about birds. I cannot say I've ever dreamed about a moose before.
I have a website that I use to look up dream meanings and apparently the moose signifies I will have a long life. And that's good because I'll have plenty of time to have a lot of weird dreams and I don't need to be overly concerned about eating bad mayo. Being in a cabin means I will succeed via my own means and I am humble and like simple things in life. Such as duck hunting and being chased by a moose in L.A. I suppose. The ducks are a connection between my physical and spiritual worlds, or, alternatively, it means I'm being set up (as in a sitting duck). Let's hope for the former and not the latter. Watching someone else hunt means I'm searching for a hidden aspect of myself or I'm trying to challenge a situation. The flood means I need to release some sexual desires, but it was a gentle flood which also could indicate that my recent worries are going to drift away. Being chased by the police means I either need to stop my reckless behavior or that I'm failing in some commitments or obligations. To see children swimming means I need to loosen up and be more carefree, and to dream of L.A. signifies opportunities.
So overall, I think my dream means I need to get regular sleep and stop eating bad mayonnaise. But I'm going to be eating that pasta dish I made all week for lunch. I hope I don't have any dreams weirder than this one. Why can't I have normal falling dreams or being naked in front of a group of people dreams?
On to Music Monday!
First place goes to Karen with Robert Palmer:
Second place goes to Scraps for Fever:
And Third place goes to me for Cake singing Sick of You:
If y'all want to share your weird dreams in the comments, please do so. Maybe I won't feel quite as insane.
I don't have weird dreams to share, but will say that since I've been on a certain medication, I dream vividly every night. I never dreamed before. Well, I know I did, since we all dream, but I couldn't remember most of them. I'm happy to say that almost all of my dreams are pleasant. And if I had your dream, I would love to go exploring in the cabin with its secret rooms and staircases. Someone would have to come with me, though.
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